Michael jackson jokes

this are the Michael Jackson jokes i have heard so far, If you have more keep it going !!!!

McDonalds is coming out with a michael jackson tribute burger.......... it consists of 50 year old meet between 10 year old buns

michael's actualy cause of death was food poisoning........ he ate 12 year old nuts

Since michael is made up 99% plastic he will now be melted down and turned into lego's so children can play with him for once

As the permidics sat there and looked at michael they said we need to bring him to the hospital now...... and with his last dieing breath michael said "i hope it is the childrens hospital"

the day farrah fawcett died she acended into heaven and stood befor god, god then said i will give you one wish...... Farrah stood there for a moment and though she then said " i just want all the childeren to be safe". god said it shall be done. So in responce to Farrahs last wish God killed michael jackson

ac post

I WILL NOT be attending ac this year sadly just got a new job and hav no time off and dont have them money, please dont be calling or texting me from the con asking were i am or how much fun it is

just got home

had and awesome time down in the bay area really didnt want to go home.

and got this awesome ticket on my truck........ it is self explanatory

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Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? Yes
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? yes
Been suspended from school? yes
Experienced love at first sight? Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? Yes
Been fired from a job? no
Fired somebody? No
Sung karaoke? no
Pointed a gun at someone? yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes (many times)
Saw someone die? yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? Yes
Smoked a cigar? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Smuggled something into another country? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? Yes
Skipped school? Yes
Eaten a bug? No
Sleepwalked? yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? Yes
Dumped someone? Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? No
Lied to avoid a ticket? yes
Ridden in a helicopter? No
Shaved your head? yes
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Hit a home run? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Cross-dressed? No
Been falling-down drunk? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Eaten snake? Yes
Marched/Protested? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? no
Puked on an amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Yes
Knitted? No
Been on TV? yes
Shot a gun? yes
Skinny-dipped? Yes
Given someone stitches? No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? yes
Ridden a surfboard? yes
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? Yes
Had surgery? Yes
Streaked? Yes
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? no
Tripped on mushrooms? Yes
Passed out when NOT drinking? yes
Peed on a bush? Yes
Donated Blood? Yes
Grabbed electric fence? yes
Eaten alligator meat? Yes
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? yes
Peed your pants in public? No
Snuck into a movie without paying? No
Written graffiti? No
Still love someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Been in handcuffs? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes


when it rains it pours

my friend Ben was found dead in his bed yesterday morning at the age of 23. no clues to the cause of death and he was not a drug user......

RIP Ben 1/12/86- 5/6/09 you will be dearly missed